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Meet The Team

Ballistics Analyst & Puddle Quality Control
LENNY
Chief tester of throwables, splashables, and chewables. Lenny ensures every toy meets Ministry joy standards. Known for his enthusiasm, drool-based feedback, and willingness to retest… constantly.
🔖 Motto:
“If I can’t eat it, chase it, or sit in it — it’s probably a trap.”

Twin Agents – Public Relations & Zoomie Demonstrations
JACK & BELLE
Fluff-forward, mischief-enhanced. They manage all public engagements, guest greetings, and sofa security. When not on duty, they’re often found in the biscuit storage area “doing inspections.”
🔖 Motto:
“We’ll get back to you — after this stick.”
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