
Ministry of Dogs | Legal Pages (as narrated by Cora)
🌪️ Terms & Conditions
(Walkies & Pet Care Edition)
Hello, human! Cora here — your resident off-lead trusted packmate. Before we trot off into the sunset, here are the rules of the trail, kept simple and sniffable:
1. Who We Are
Ministry of Dogs || K9 Services is your go-to for countryside adventures, home visits, pet taxi rides, and slobbery affection.
2. What You Get
By signing up, you agree that we provide pet care services with care, compassion, and squeaky-clean standards.
3. Walkies Conditions
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Dogs must be friendly and well-socialised (or disclosed if nervous)
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We walk in secure countryside locations unless otherwise agreed
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Group and solo walk options available
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Safety leads/harnesses used where needed
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Dogs will get wet, muddy, and gloriously happy
4. Health & Emergencies
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Please let us know about health issues, allergies, meds, or vet details
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If anything unexpected happens, we’ll contact you and/or head to the vet (at your cost)
5. Cancellations
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24 hours’ notice = full refund or reschedule
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Less than 24 hours = full charge (unless we’re feeling generous... or it was raining cats AND dogs)
6. Payment
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Invoices are sent monthly or per session
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Payment via bank transfer, bone tokens not yet accepted
7. Responsibility
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You confirm your pet is vaccinated, microchipped, and insured (if applicable)
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We are fully insured, first-aid trained, and DBS checked
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Accidents can happen, but we do our very best to avoid them
🚗 Client Agreement: Tummy Rubs & Legal Bits
This isn’t a scary contract. Just a paws-on-the-ground agreement between us.
By using our services, you agree to:
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Provide accurate info about your pet
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Give us keys/access only with your full consent
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Allow us to take photos/videos for updates or adorable marketing (opt-out anytime)
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Let us know if routines, meds, or behaviours change
You can ask for a copy of this agreement in PDF form for your records. Just woof.
❌ Booking & Cancellation Policy (AKA The Treat Jar Rules)
We understand life happens. Here’s how we handle changes:
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Booking: Book via our site, email, or WhatsApp. Advance notice appreciated
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Cancellations:
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24+ hrs = no charge
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Less than 24 hrs = full charge
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Emergencies? Just speak to us. We’re human (and canine).
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No Shows: If we arrive and can't access your dog, full charge applies
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Weather: We walk in most weather, but if safety is a concern (e.g., extreme heat), we may shorten or reschedule
🧡 Thanks for Being Part of the Pack
We take your trust seriously and promise to care for your dog as if they were one of our own. Tail wags, belly rubs, and muddy memories included.
If you have any questions, suggestions, or tales to share, you can:
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Email us
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Woof at us on social media
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Leave us a biscuit outside the door
See you on the trail!
—Cora
Head of Adventures & Naps
Ministry of Dogs — Bath & Beyond