As dictated by the Chief Data Retriever (Me)

 

 

Woof!

 

 Welcome, hooman.

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My name’s Cora, and I’m the Head of Security and Biscuit Allocation here at the Ministry of Dogs. I'm also the one responsible for guarding your data like it's a tennis ball under my paw — and I take that very seriously.

This privacy policy explains how we (meaning me and my upright human companions) collect, use, and protect your information when you sniff around our website or use any of our services.

 

🦴 What We Collect (And Why)

 

When you visit our site or book a walk, a visit, or a soggy countryside adventure, we might gather:

• Your name and contact details (so we know who to bark at politely)

• Your dog’s details (name, breed, quirks, likes/dislikes, biscuit preferences)

• Booking and payment information (to make everything official, tail-wagging included)

• Photos or videos of your dog (with your consent, to feature in our adorable Ministry archives or newsletters)

• Website usage data (we use cookies – not the edible kind – to understand what humans are up to on our site)

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🐾 How We Use Your Data

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We only use your information to:

• Provide safe, joyful dog services

• Keep in touch with you about your bookings

• Send useful updates, tips, and occasionally very good dog photos

• Make our website smoother, faster, and easier for all paws

We never sell your data, sniff around where we shouldn’t, or share anything without your tail-wagging approval (unless required by law or if the squirrels demand it. Just kidding — squirrels don’t get access).

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🐕 Who Has Access?

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Only authorised members of the Ministry (humans properly trained in biscuit-sharing and data handling) can see your info.

We use secure systems and partners (like encrypted booking forms and trustworthy payment platforms) to keep everything safe, squeaky-clean, and GDPR compliant — just like a polished dog bowl.

 

🛑 Your Rights (and How to Fetch Them)

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You're allowed to:

• Ask what data we have on you or your dog

• Request changes or corrections

• Ask us to delete it (though we may weep quietly)

• Withdraw consent at any time — no hard feelings

Just bark at us via [your contact email here] and we’ll respond as swiftly as a spaniel chasing a pheasant.

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🍪 Cookies (Again, Not the Tasty Kind)

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Our website uses cookies to improve the user experience. These are small digital treats that help us remember things like what pages you like or whether you've already booked a walk.

You can adjust your cookie settings in your browser if you’d rather we didn’t track anything (though we promise not to follow you unless you’ve got sausages).

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📅 Policy Updates

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If we change anything — like switching to liver treats or upgrading our booking platform — we’ll update this page. We recommend checking it occasionally if you’re the cautious sort.

Last updated: [22/7/2025]

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🐶 Questions?

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Drop us a line at [email] or woof at us on social media. If you're local, come by and throw a stick — we’ll chat.

Until then, stay safe, stay waggy,

 

Cora 

Chief Data Retriever & Biscuit Liaison Officer
Ministry of Dogs – Department of Walks & Adventures