
⚖️ Disclaimer: (AKA The Ruff Bits)
This bit’s important, even if it’s not as fun as belly rubs.
At Ministry of Dogs || K9 Services, we do everything in our power to keep your dog safe, happy, and suitably muddy. But just like off-lead zoomies in the wild, life can be unpredictable — so here’s where we set some expectations.
🩺 Health & Vet Visits
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If your dog gets injured or sick while in our care, we’ll act fast and responsibly, including vet visits if necessary.
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We’ll always try to contact you first, but in a true emergency, we may act in your dog’s best interest without delay.
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All vet fees are the owner’s responsibility, even if we make the trip.
🐾 Behavioural Stuff
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You confirm your dog is safe to handle and walk in a group (or you’ve told us otherwise).
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If your dog causes damage or injury, you agree that you’re responsible, not Cora (she’s just the admin).
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We may politely decline or cancel future services if a dog poses a risk to others.
🌧️ Nature Happens
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We walk in fields, forests, and trails. Dogs get mucky. Things happen.
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We can’t guarantee your dog won’t come back with a muddy belly, a small scratch, or a smug look after rolling in something unholy.
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We’re trained, insured, and careful — but you accept there’s always a small risk when dogs are dogs.
🚗 Transport & Access
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If we’re collecting your dog, you give us permission to safely transport them in our insured vehicle.
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You’re responsible for providing keys or access instructions for pick-ups.
🛡️ Legal Bits
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Ministry of Dogs || K9 Services is fully insured and DBS checked.
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Nothing in this disclaimer removes your statutory rights under UK consumer law.
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Use of our services means you’ve agreed to this disclaimer (even if you didn’t read it all — naughty).
Thanks for understanding the real world has puddles, prickles, and pawprints — and that we’ll always do our best to make it a joyful one for your dog.
— Cora
Chief Risk Officer (and occasional fox poo enthusiast)
Ministry of Dogs – Bath & Beyond