“Too many walks feel like assembly lines. Ten dogs tied together, rushed round the block like a supermarket trolley with fur. No time to sniff, no time to think, no time to be a dog. I was disappointed because dogs deserve better than being treated like a timed delivery route. That’s why im a member of the Ministry Of Dogs.”

— Cora

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FIELD REPORT // AGENT CORA

We’ve been running quiet opaw-rations. Observing what really happens when everyday walkers take your dogs out.

No accusations… just facts.

Too many leads. Too much concrete. Not nearly enough freedom to be what they are. I’ve seen noses pulled from scents, tails drop where they should be high… and suspiciously few squirrels.

That’s not a walk. That’s a routine.

At the Ministry… we don’t do routine.

FIELD OBSERVATIONS // SUMMARY

• Lead Time: Excessive
• Terrain: Predominantly concrete
• Scent Engagement: Interrupted
• Pack Interaction: Limited
• Squirrel Activity: Negligible
• Fox ██ Encounters: 0
• General Morale: Suboptimal

— Field Agent Cora,

CHIEF FIELD OPs

MOD//SURV//SALTFORD//27/7

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Department of Walks & Adventures

MINISTRY OF DOGS provides professional dog walking and enrichment across west Bath, Newbridge, Saltford, Keynsham, Corston and the surrounding areas. We offer reliable, tailored walks that suit your dog’s needs, whether they need adventure, structure, confidence-building or calm companionship.

NEW PACKS MAYBE COMING TO YOUR AREA SO GET IN TOUCH &. PUT YOUR NAME ON OUR NEW OPERATIVE LIST!

Due to the Locations Our Adventures Take Place They May Not Be Suitable For All &
An Initial Meeting & Expedition To Assess Suitability For `Full Pack Membership.
[things like recall in the wild, reactions to other people/dogs/wildlife- Our Walks Naturally Provide Training Overtime So We aren't looking for perfection is more for the safety of the pack as we do tend to go 'off piste' where the smells are best!

1 Hr Mission [aprox]

2Hr Mission [approx]

Day Mission

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Home Visits

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House/Dog Sitting

K9 Logistics/Transport

Full/Regular Pack Members & their pet-humans do benefit from the above services plus should you be delayed, something crops up, an emergency- whatever it may be and you need a last second visit or checkin for your furry family member then we try to be available to do this for you 365 days a year, its unusual for us not to be able to help- if it involves a dog/pack member then give us a shout!